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[Sale!] Four different fossil species and a shark's tooth. Can't get more fun than that.Four different types of fossils, for your paleontological enjoyment. Plus, you'll get a shark's tooth because they are cool, too. And a magnifying glass to look at all the nooks and crannies. $6.99

[Sale!] Funky books make Chemistry, Biology, and Physics phun to learn!Three volumes of science basics: Chemistry, Biology, and Physics. Simon Basher's iconic characters romp around explaining everything your wee geek would ever want to know. Basher's fun and funky style makes all the fundamentals easy to remember. $22.99

[Sale!] Tired of A is for Apple? Try a breath of fresh vocabulary!For your wee monkey that is tired of hearing that A is for Apple and U is for Umbrella, these blocks will offer a breath of fresh vocabulary. How about A is for Afro, H is for Hero, U is for Uvula, and W is for Werewolf? $24.99

A seriously mathematical and beautiful geometrical puzzle - made of 30 identical pieces! Thirty identical pieces. Laser cut acrylic. Dare you assemble the wickedly beautiful geometric marvel? We think you dare - if you're cool enough, that is. Let your mind be your vorpal sword as you conquer the Frabjous Sculpture Puzzle. $29.99

Looks just like police crime scene tape, but with more specific warnings. Looks just like crime scene tape used by police officers, except these are a little more specific. Use the Biohazard where the T-Virus containers leaked, and the Zombie where the virus caused folks to mutate. Good times. $3.99

[Sale!] A game of competitive bioengineering for ages 10 and upCan you evolve, adapt, and outsmart your competition to build the mightiest micro-organisms? This bioengineering game is great fun for science geeks ages 10 and up. $19.99

[Sale!] The perfect knife for bomb disposal operations. Or, y'know, cutting things.The only knife approved by the Dolphin Mafia. This ceramic blade is made of Zirconium Oxide (zirconia), which ranks 8.5 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness (diamond is 10). This very hard edge rarely needs sharpening. $29.99

[Sale!] Teach your wee geeks about knife safety with this DIY kitTeach your wee geeks about knife safety. Invented by the 7-year-old son of a knife designer, this kit includes everything you need to create a lockback, folding knife out of soft wood. No tools or woodworking skills required! $7.99

[Sale!] You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you? For every kid-at-heart who has ever gotten lost in a hedge maze or bonked their head a little too hard in the glass maze at the amusement park. Rotate the pen around to help the ball find its way to the other side. $1.49

Your sociobiological status works no matter what your legal status is. Certain people here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ think you guys won't get this shirt. That it isn't going to fly. You know what we think? It'll soar like an eagle. Go as swimmingly as an otter. Bring down the house like a termite? You get the gist. $19.99

Tonight on Wild Kingdom: YOU! Certain people here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ think you guys won't get this shirt. That it isn't going to fly. You know what we think? It'll soar like an eagle. Go as swimmingly as an otter. Bring down the house like a termite? You get the gist. $16.99 - $18.99

We do love us some dragons. The Silver Dragon is intelligent and powerful. Just like you.

We had to do it. Right. We're as sick of this meme as you are. We promise. And, like you, we play Skyrim, so we're allowed to be sick of it. But then we came up with this combination and just couldn't resist. We hope you agree it was worth it. $19.99

Mara protect us both. Right. We're as sick of this meme as you are. We promise. And, like you, we play Skyrim, so we're allowed to be sick of it. But then we came up with this combination and just couldn't resist. We hope you agree it was worth it. $16.99 - $18.99

Slip on your shoes for instant extra traction in ice and snow. You used to have two choices: either spray your shoes with super glue or slip on the ice. But now there's a third choice! Slip these over your shoes for some instant traction on snow and ice. Easy to carry and easy to put on - you know, so you don't fall. $19.99

Carry around your cash and cards in Steampunk style. Leather from the deep. A symbol of perhaps an aquatic flying machine the likes the world has yet to see. Two pockets to hold your cash and cards. And enough style to make sure everyone takes notice when you whip it out to pay. $24.99

It's Fizzgig - that lovable ball of fun with the giant mouth! Just one of the glorious creatures that live on the planet Thra, Fizzgig rolled into our hearts quite easily. Kira's friend/pet is presented in all his glorious furry. Just wait until he opens up his mouth, though. It opens up real wide! $14.99

Made with Ghost Pepper powder, for the hottest candy ball ever! Red hots and atomic fire balls are fun little candies. But also boring. Well, we've asked Timmy to pump it up a bit. Enjoy these candy balls. They are loaded and coated with Ghost Pepper powder, making them the hottest candy balls we've ever tasted! $7.99

[Sale!] Finally, a way to make your favorite gloves compatible with your favorite phone! Don't let your gloves keep you away from your smartphone! Digits are mini conductive pins that convert the gloves you already own and love into smartphone-compatible gloves. Made of conductive silicone for a delightful texting experience. $9.99

You don't have to be "tare," but you can if you'd like. We picked this up from our friends at J-List. It is dangerous to have friends there, because they have way too many cute things. $39.99