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Wise Company 104-Serving Variety Bucket

Woot Sales - 19 hours 44 min ago

What if that day comes. What if your worst nightmare becomes reality. What if the movies were right all along. What if you're down there for days, which turn into weeks, which turn into months. At the very least, you want some food on the shelves, right? Also maybe put some money into drone-delivered pizza and you can sell to the other survivors.

Allergen info: Contains milk, soy, and wheat.  Produced on equipment that also processes milk, soy, wheat, egg, shellfish, fish, tree nuts, and peanuts.

Full contents:

  • (4 Servings) Creamy Pasta and Vegetable Rotini
  • (4 Servings) Pasta Alfredo
  • (4 Servings) Savory Stroganoff
  • (4 Servings) Tomato Basil Soup
  • (8 Servings) Bananas
  • (8 Servings) Strawberries
  • (8 Servings) Corn
  • (8 Servings) Peas
  • (24 Servings) Whey Milk
  • (4 Servings) Apple Cinnamon Cereal
  • (4 Servings) Brown Sugar Multi-Grain
  • (8 Servings) Pudding
  • (8 Servings) Yogurt
  • (8 Servings) Butter Sauce
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Sphero Star Wars BB-8 Droid with Force Band

Woot Sales - 19 hours 44 min ago

That BB unit. The First Order is looking for one just like it. What's that? I can just buy my own? Why didn't you say so! 

[cheers, hi-fives, freeze frame, end credits]


  • Bluetooth 2.0 Smart technology with a 25m range
  • Battery Life: Up to 1 Hour
  • Charge Time: 3 Hours
  • Battery: Rechargeable Lithium-Ion, Integrated
  • USB charging
  • RGB LED lights
  • Adjustable strap for all ages
  • Onboard audio + Speaker
  • Dimensions: 3.93" x 4.2"
  • Weight: 7oz

Free app:
Powered by a Sphero Force Band Star Wars app, available through iTunes or Google Play.

In the box:

  • Sphero R001SUS Special Edition Star Wars BB-8 App-Enabled Droid
  • Star Wars Force Band
  • Inductive Charging Base
  • Micro USB Cable
  • Quick Start Guide
  • Legal Guide
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Garmin Fenix 3 Multisport GPS Watch

Woot Sales - 19 hours 44 min ago
Are you lost? Are you in a car? Is it your car? Is there a steering wheel? No wait, that's a refrigerator. Hang on, are you in your kitchen? Whose kitchen are you in? Will you make me a sandwich? That's a good sandwich. Garmin GPS.

Fit and Care Info

Phone Compatibility

Link to Owner's Manual

Specifications Lens Material: Domed glass Bezel Material: Stainless steel Case Material: Fiber-reinforced polymer Quickfit Watch Band Compatible: Yes (26 mm) Strap Material: TPU Physical Size: 51 x 51 x 15.5 mm Weight: 82g Water rating: 10 ATM Display type: sunlight-visible, transflective memory-in-pixel (MIP) Display size: 1.2" diameter Display resolution: 218 x 218 pixels Color display: Yes Battery Life: Smart mode: Up to 2 weeks
GPS mode: Up to 20 hours
UltraTrac mode: Up to 50 hours Memory/History: 32 MB

In the box:

  • (1) Garmin Fenix 3 GPS Watch
  • (1) USB charging/data cable
  • (1) AC adapter
  • (1) Quick start manual
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Above his chamber door

Woot Sales - 19 hours 44 min ago

How to Tell the Difference Between Ravens, Crows, and Blackbirds

RAVENS: Ravens are black, covered in feathers, with pointy noses called beaks. They are a little spooky, and very smart. Their favorite berry is a blackberry.

CROWS: Crows are covered in feathers. They have feet. They are also black. They do give off some spooky vibes, and they are also very smart. Their favorite berry is a raspberry.

BLACKBIRDS: Known for their nocturnal singing, blackbirds are easiest to spot during the daylight. This is owing to their dark (black) color. They have beaks and feet. They are as spooky as they are smart- and they love both blackberries and raspberries. 

So, there you have it. Telling these three birds apart has never been easier!

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WineSmith Grenache (3)

Woot Sales - 19 hours 44 min ago

Truth #1: I ate your decorative soap by accident.

Truth #2: Nobody else does that when they sleep. It's not a normal thing. It's very weird. You're very weird.

Truth #3: I know exactly how that squirrel got in your handbag.

  • Vineyard Location: Bates Ranch
  • Corralitos subregion, Santa Cruz Mountains
  • 5th leaf of experimental planting
  • Harvest Date: 1 October 2014
  • Harvest Sugar: 20.7 Brix

Fermentation techniques:

  • 100% crush/destem
  • Anchor VN112 yeast inoculum
  • 7 gm/L untoasted Alliers chips, air seasoned 2 yrs

Elevage details:

  • Malolactic fermentation in barrel
  • Neutral French oak aged 27 months
  • TA 6.7 g/L, pH 3.73 at bottling
  • Alcohol 12.6%
  • Production: 141 cases
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Touch of ECO Solar Lights

Woot Sales - 19 hours 44 min ago
You are neither. Buy this light.SPECS
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2-Pack Himalayan Salt Night Lights (Your Choice)

Woot Sales - 19 hours 44 min ago
How did they pay Roman soldiers? With salt. How do we survive each day? With salt. What's in our oceans, our tears, our most delicious potato chips? Salt. And possibly vinegar, depending on your personal feelings. And now you've got a chance to have a beautiful night light, also connected to salt. Please don't try to add vinegar to it. Just enjoy it how it is.  Specifications: Natural: 3" L x 2" W x 6" H Tower: 3" L x 2" W x 4" H Cone: 3" L x 2" W x 5" H

In the Box:

AMIR Himalayan Salt Night Lights (Your Choice):

  • 2-Pack Natural


  • 2-Pack Tower


  • 2-Pack Cone
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Apple Macbook Laptops

Woot Sales - 19 hours 44 min ago

Half the people who use PC laptops don't need to use PC laptops. They just want to do some creative stuff or some visual stuff or some work stuff or be popular at the coffee shop. If that's you, a Macbook is right up your alley. Your lovely, glorious, silver-colored alley.

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Nightwatcher Security Motion Track Lights - Your Choice

Woot Sales - 19 hours 44 min ago
We love Game of Thrones here at Woot. And, we're super pro-Night's Watch. We appreciate all they do keeping The Wall guarded and maintained. However, as much as we like them, we wouldn't want to having one of them living with us. We would much rather have these motion sensor lights... Wouldn't you? 

In the box:

  • (1) Nightwatcher Security Motion Track Lights - Your Choice
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Selk'bag Wearable Sleeping Bag

Woot Sales - Sat, 08/19/2017 - 00:00
The beauty of this is that it's an instant bed! You can sleep anywhere! That is, if you can get over the discomfort of laying on the ground, the faint feeling that bugs are crawling on you, the fear that there might be a crazy ax-murderer out there in the forest, and the creeping existential dread you feel every time you try to go to sleep. Apart from all that stuff, you really can sleep anywhere.

A proper fit is essential to fully enjoying all the Selk'bag has to offer.  Please note, that the sizing recommendations are meant for people of average weight and sizing is impacted by user weight.  For example, a Selk'bag will fit a person of below average weight with a taller frame that exceeds the guidelines.  Likewise, a person of above average weight will require a bag meant for someone taller.

In-between sizes?  Please first consider the weight recommendations in the previous paragraph.  Second, please understand that a looser fit is better for more comfortable sleeping, while a tighter fit is better for mobility - but may restrict sleeping comfort if booties are left on.

We always recommend to size up if you are not completely sure. It's better to have a little bit more room while using your Selk'bag!

Size Medium
Fits up to 5'5'' / 165 cm Tall
If you are between 4'11'' and 5'5'' this is your size. It can fit up to 5'9'' if you intend to use it without booties

Size Large
Fits up to 5'11'' / 180 cm Tall

If you are between 5'5'' and 5'11'' this is your size. It can fit up to 6'1'' if you intend to use it without booties

Size X-Large
Fits up to 6'4'' / 193 cm Tall
If you are between 5'11'' and 6'4'' this is your size. It can fit up to 6'5'' if you intend to use it without booties


In the box:

(1) Selk'bag Adult Lite 5G Wearable Sleeping Bag

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Pioneer PL-30-K Audiophile Stereo Turntable

Woot Sales - Sat, 08/19/2017 - 00:00
("wax" = records / "needle" = needle / "throw on" = smash / "drop" = eat)

Full Spec Sheet

Quick View Specs:

  • Model number: PL-30-K
  • Plays 33 1/3 and 45 RPM records
  • Built-in preamp
  • Full-Automatic Operation
  • Dual-Layered chassis with 4 mm-thick metal plate and low center of gravity provides stable playback
  • Built-in phono equalizer with On/Through selector: On for connecting amps without phono terminal, through when using external phono equalizer
  • Drive method: Belt drive system
  • Original 5 mm-thick rubber mat suppresses external vibration while firmly gripping the record
  • Aluminum die-cast platter, tone arm, and exchangeable head-shell 
  • Anti-skating dial for accurate tracking


  • Product dimensions: 19.2" (W) x 20.3" (D) x 9.3" (H)
  • Weight: 16lb

In the Box:

  • Pioneer PL-30-K PL-30-K Audiophile Stereo Turntable
  • Gold-plated RCA connectors
  • Detachable power cord 
  • High-Performance MM cartridge included
  • Clear acrylic dustcover with removable hinges
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Dyson V6 Motorhead Cordless Vacuum

Woot Sales - Sat, 08/19/2017 - 00:00
Cleaning is hard. But it doesn't have to be hard! It just has to get done! SO GET IT DONE. Put a Dyson in your hands and bring the cleaning all the live-freakin'-long day. Then you can relax all the live-freakin'-long night in a nice clean house. The way you're meant to be. Specifications- Dyson AM07 Tower Fan Product height max: 39.6 in Product height min: 39.6 Product width: 7.5 in Product depth: 4.3 in Base plate diameter: 9.1 in Specifications- Dyson V6 Motorhead Stick Vacuum Dimensions: 9.8" H x 47.5" W x 8.2" D Suction Power (Max): 100AW Bin Volume: 0.11 Gallons Run Time: 20 Minutes Charge Time: 3.5 Hours Weight: 5 lbs

In the Box:

  • (1) Dyson 210691-04 V6 Motorhead Fuchsia
  • (1) Docking Station
  • (1) Combination Accessory Tool
  • (1) Crevice Tool


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Luminoodle USB-Powered LED Bias Lighting

Woot Sales - Sat, 08/19/2017 - 00:00
They say that this is the golden age of television, but maybe it should really be called the dark ages. It seems like every serious TV drama out there these days only has scenes that take place in caves, dark dungeons, dimly lit rooms, or at night. Without something to provide a little contrast to all that darkness, you're going to miss half the episode! And then what will you talk about with your coworkers on Monday morning? Specifications: Light Output (Medium): 250 Lumens Light Output (Large): 375 Lumens USB Input (Medium): 5W (5V,1A) USB Input (Large): 5W (5V,1A) Sizing: 2m (Medium): Fits 24"-60" TV 3m (Large): Fits 42"-70" TV

In the Box:

  • Luminoodle USB Powered LED Bias Lighting for TV Ambient Background Lighting - (Your Choice: Size)
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That is the Paradox

Woot Sales - Sat, 08/19/2017 - 00:00

Cats+Death+Philosophy+Shakespeare= Funny? 

When you think about it, cats can really make anything funny. They made cucumbers funny here. They made balloons funny here. And they even made science funny here.

They are a truly majestic creature.

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Samsung Galaxy Tab S3 9.7" Tablet w/S-Pen

Woot Sales - Sat, 08/19/2017 - 00:00
We're just saying, don't you think it would be better to use this tablet to watch HGTV, or look up cooking gifs? Yes, you could build a house out of them- but that hardly seems like an economical decision. This device can get email- why on earth would you want to build a house out of tablets? Well, we're not going to stop you. But don't say we didn't warn you. Operating System: Operating System: Android 7.0 Nougat Display: Size: 9.7" Resolution: 2048 x 1536 Technology: QXGA Super AMOLED, HDR Ready Type: Touchscreen, S-Pen Input Processor: Processor: Qualcomm APQ8096 Quad Core (2.15 GHz + 1.6 GHz) Memory: Memory: 4GB RAM Storage: 32GB Flash External Memory/microSD Capacity: Up to 256GB Communications: Wi-Fi:: Dual-Band 802.11a/b/g/n/ac Bluetooth: 4.2 Bluetooth Profiles: A2DP,AVRCP,DI,HFP,HID,HOGP,HSP,MAP,OPP,PAN,PBAP Camera: Camera resolution (Front): 5MP FF Camera resolution (Rear): 13MP AF with Flash Features: X8 (Digital, Rear)
F1.9 (Rear) / F2.2 (Front) Battery: Battery: Built-in Li-Ion 6000mAh Sensors: Features: Accelerometer,Fingerprint Sensor,Gyro Sensor,Geomagnetic Sensor,Hall Sensor,RGB Light Sensor Audio: Features: Audio Streaming; Compatible Music Files: MP3,M4A,3GA,AAC,OGG,OGA,WAV,WMA,AMR, AWB,FLAC,MID,MIDI,XMF,MXMF,IMY,RTTTL,RTX Speaker: Quad Speakers (DSL Type 1709 3.0t) Video: Features: Compatible Video Files: MP4,M4V,3GP,3G2,WMV,ASF,AVI,FLV,MKV,WEBM Physical: Dimensions: 9.34" x 6.65" x 0.24" Weight: 0.95 lbs


In the box:

  • Samsung SM-T820NZKAXAR Galaxy Tab S3 9.7" Tablet, QXGA Super AMOLED Touchscreen, S Pen, Qualcomm Quad-Core Processor, 32GB Internal Storage, 4GB RAM, Android 7.0 Nougat - Black
  • $20 Google Play Store Certificate
  • S-Pen
  • USB Type-C Charging Cable
  • AC Adapter
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iPower Indoor Gardening Accessories

Woot Sales - Sat, 08/19/2017 - 00:00
Oh right, you need these for your "tomato" plants. We get it. You like "farming" "plants" for "food" and "fun". We totally understand. This indoor garden event is perfect for your collection of rare "orchids" and "flowers". We got you bro. We get it. We're cool. We know. We also like "gardening" "plants" "indoors", so yeah. We get it.SPECS
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Washington State Mixed Whites (6)

Woot Sales - Sat, 08/19/2017 - 00:00

Washington State: Fact sheet

Nicknames: The Evergreen State, Beardvania, Oregon's Wealthier Cousin, The Evergreen State Except for The Bits that are Desert

Motto: "No, not DC, for crying out loud."

State Bird: Moss

2013 Washington Hills Riesling, Washington State

  • Varietal: 100% Riesling
  • AVA/Grape Source: 100% Columbia Valley Appellation
  • ML: 0% malolactic
  • Oak: 100% stainless steel
  • Aged: 7 months
  • TA: 0.78 g/100ml
  • pH: 3.00
  • RS: 23 g/L
  • Fining: Bentonite
  • Alcohol: 10.08%
  • Harvest Date: October 2013

2014 The Magnificent Wine Company Pinot Gris, Washington State

  • Alcohol: 13.5%
  • TA: 5.0
  • pH: 3.63
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VIZIO 42" S4251w-B4B 5.1 Home Theater

Woot Sales - Sat, 08/19/2017 - 00:00

TV with no sound is like pizza with no crust. Sometimes it's good. Not always, not usually, but once in a while you find an old silent movie on at 3 in the morning and you're drunk enough to just chug a jar of sauce while eating pepperoni slices until you fall asleep. But usually you need that crust. Just like usually you need that sound from a soundbar.

Tech Specs: Sound Bar Size 42" Sound Bar Speakers Left & Right Channels (each) - 2 x 3" mid-range drivers, 1 x ?" tweeters Sound Pressure Level 102 dB Sound Bar Frequency 90 Hz - 20 kHz Subwoofer Frequency 40 Hz - 90 Hz Audio Decoding Technology Dolby Digital?, DTS Digital Surround Sound Enhancement Technology DTS Circle Surround?, DTS TruVolume? Wireless Range (Subwoofer) 60' Line of sight Bluetooth Yes Sound Bar Buttons Power, Input, Bluetooth, Volume Up, Volume Down Remote Yes - Display Remote Power Input 120V 60 Hz Installation Table top and wall-mountable Connections: Analog Audio Input 1 x Stereo RCA Analog Audio Input 1 x 3.5mm stereo mini jack Digital Audio Input 1 x RCA (Coaxial) Digital Audio Input 1 x Optical (Toslink) USB Input 1 x USB (for .WAV audio Playback) Dimensions and Weight: Sound Bar Dimensions 42.32"W x 3.74"H x 3.15"D Product with Stand Weight 8.9 lbs. Satellite Dimensions 3.18"W x 7.42"H x 2.77"D Subwoofer Dimensions 6.93"W x 12.52"H x 15.86"D Subwoofer Weight 14.7 lbs. Product Packaging Dimensions 44.5"W x 10"H x 18.6"D Product Packaging Weight 33 lbs. Product Packaging Dimensions 44.5"W x 10"H x 18.6"D

In the Box:

  • VIZIO S4251W-B4 42" 5.1-Channel Home Theater Sound Bar
  • Wireless Subwoofer
  • 2x Rear Satellite Speakers
  • RCA Cables for Satellite Speakers
  • Display Remote
  • RCA to 3.5mm Audio Cable
  • Digital Coaxial Cable
  • Optical Digital Cable
  • Wall mounts
  • Power Cables
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Accessories : Gudetama Narikiri Face Mask N1

ThinkGeek - Fri, 08/18/2017 - 15:01
Boy, do we have egg on our face! That apathetic cartoon egg yolk, Gudetama, makes being lazy look adorable. And thanks to these face masks in his honor, being lazy looks beautiful too! Rejuvenate your skin in under 20 minutes while you hang out on the couch. It's what he'd want. $7.99
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Collectibles : Hamster Blind Box

ThinkGeek - Fri, 08/18/2017 - 15:01
Collect your own horde. The cheeky, lifelike hamsters from this Hamster Blind Box will perch on the lip of your cup! Collect all eight, in different colors and positions! Two are even nibbling away at apple slices. $5.99
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