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HP ENVY 15.6" Full-HD Intel i7 1TB Touch Laptop

Woot Sales - 10 hours 39 min ago
Most people don't know this, but laptops actually got their start out west in the frontier days. See while everyone back east had their fancy stationary computers, we cowboys had to do our computing from the saddle. I mean, how else would we be able to track our herd and check in with our friends on Facebook. Laptops won the west. Don't let anyone tell you different.  Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i7-7500U 2.7GHz (Turbo up to 3.5GHz)
4MB Cache Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 15.6" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1920 x 1080 Display Type: Full-HD IPS UWVA multitouch-enabled edge-to-edge glass Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 620 Memory: 16GB DDR4 (2-DIMM) Hard Drive: 1TB SATA 5400RPM Optical Drive: None Network: None Wireless: 2x2 802.11ac Bluetooth: Yes Card Reader: Multi-format digital media card reader for SD cards Speakers: Stereo Sound: B&O PLAY with dual speakers Webcam: HP Wide Vision FHD IR Camera Microphone: Integrated Dual-Array Digital Keyboard: Full-size island-style backlit keyboard with numeric keypad Pointing Device: HP Imagepad with multi-touch gesture support I/O Ports: HDMI: 1 USB 3.0: 3 USB 3.1 Type-C: 1 Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Home (64-bit) Power: 45W AC Adapter
3-cell 52WHr Lithium-Ion Battery Dimensions: 14.96 x 10.04 x 0.71 in Weight: 4.30 lbs


In the box:

  • HP ENVY 15-AS133CL 15.6" Notebook, Full-HD IPS Touchscreen, Intel Core i7-7500U 2.7GHz, 16GB DDR4, 1TB SATA, 802.11ac, Bluetooth, Win10H
  • AC Adapter
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WineSmith Faux Chablis (3)

Woot Sales - 10 hours 39 min ago

WineSmith Faux Chablis: A customer profile

Our research shows the typical WineSmith customer is sophisticated, intelligent, and leery of unsolicited flattery. Data indicate the customer enjoys food, including breaded products. A savvy shopper and adequate dancer, particularly at weddings. The customer is able to communicate with most rodents. Our data indicate the customer is indifferent to the word "stagecoach." Favorite soup is chicken-based in 75 percent of respondents.

  • Production: 168 cases
  • Alcohol: 12.9%
  • Blend/Composition: 100% Chardonnay
  • Fermentation: Prise de Mousse yeast fermentation on untoasted Alliers oak
  • Aging: 12 months stainless steel
  • Acidity: Medium
  • Tannins: Medium
  • Oak: Low
  • Ageability: Long (greater than 5 years)
  • Body: Medium
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Melissa & Doug Skill Builders Educational Bundle

Woot Sales - 10 hours 39 min ago
First you cross your arms and you make a big frown
Then you hurl yourself down onto the ground
Make two fists and hit yourself in the head
And tell your parents you'd rather be dead
'Cause if they won't buy you anything at all
You'll make a big scene in the middle of the mall
They tell you you're special every day
Well "put up or shut up" is what you say!
Educational Bundle Package Dimensions: Clock ~ 9" Diameter x 2.75"H
Number Puzzle ~ 5.75" x 13.75" x 3"
Chalk/Dry-Erase Board ~ 12" x 16" x 0.75"
See & Spell ~ 3" x 6.5" x 14" Materials: Wood, Non-Toxic Paints Country of Origin: China

In the Box:

The Melissa & Doug Skill Builders Educational Bundle includes:

  • (1) Wooden Shape Sorting Clock
  • (1) Self-Correcting Number Puzzles
  • (1) Magnetic Chalkboard and Dry-Erase Board
  • (1) See & Spell Learning Toy
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E-Z UP Canopies (Your Choice)

Woot Sales - 10 hours 39 min ago


- Teleportation device

- Sugarcube habitat

- Hamster Coachella

- Peanuts-style psychiatric booth

- Lousy haunted house

- Backyard brawl venue

- "Canopesia," your own 12' x 12' sovereign country

- Festive atom smasher

- Penalty box

- Cigar booth at 5k races

- Funeral tailgating

- Literal tax shelter

Specifications   Sierra II Vista Canopy Dimensions: 8' x 8' 10' x 10' Footprint Dimensions: 10' x 10' 12' x 12' Weight: 35 lbs. 35 lbs. Valence Clearance: 6' 8" 6' 8" Roller Bag Dimensions: 57"L x 8"W x 8"D 57"L x 8"W x 8"D

In the box:

  • Fabric Top
  • Folding Powder-Coated Steel Frame
  • Convenient Roller Bag
  • Spike Kit
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A June Shirtstorm!

Woot Sales - 10 hours 39 min ago

Hello and welcome to June. The sun is coming out. We started to bare our naked legs in public, but we inadvertently blinded an elderly woman and her Yorkshire terrier. At least we have funny shirts. YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US, EDITH. Have a wonderful rest of June.

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Rock Band Instrument Bundle

Woot Sales - 10 hours 39 min ago

Best Rock Band songs:

-"Baby I Got To Leave (I Am Leaving (Probably Today))", Waistcoat Dad

-"Muffin For Nuthin'", 4 Jeannettes & A Steve

-"While My Guitar Gently Takes Out The Garbage", Half-Moon Half-Koala

-"Money Are Things, Terrific!", The Boats Ding Ding

In The Box:

  • Wireless Fender Stratocaster Guitar
  • Wireless Drum Kit
  • Stage-Grade USB Microphone
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FitDesk v3.0 Desk Bike + Extension Kit

Woot Sales - 10 hours 40 min ago

Oh, sure, big ol' athlete out there ridin' all over France and gettin' money. Know what we call that? A SELLOUT. Because, as we've proven time and time again, those athletes who fight to be at the top have something very very VERY wrong in their brains. Either they've sacrificed all the good stuff in life (like pizza and sleeping late) to chase after a tiny gold medal, or they're full of goof juice and ha ha powders so they can pedal at Mach 6 for nine hours straight. And what's the point of that? If you want to cheat all day, just go work for a Wall Street firm, it'll pay more and you'll get weekends off.

Real bike fans know that the only person you race is yourself. Which is why all you need is a stationary bike. Same exercise benefits, 100% less ha ha powders. Right here is the only clean game left in cycling.

Isn't that SAD? It's just a bike race, people!

Product Weight 47 lbs. Footprint 16" x 28" Shipping Box Dimensions 46" x 20" x 9"

In the box:

  • (1) FitDesk Bike
  • (1) Adjustable Desk with built in Tablet holder
  • (1) Bonus Extension Kit
  • (1) SeatBack
  • (1) Seat Extender
  • (1) Laptop Strap
  • (1) Performance Meter
  • (1) Set of Resistance Bands
  • Transport Wheels
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Yuneec Q500+ Typhoon Quadcopter

Woot Sales - 10 hours 40 min ago

Drones are a lot of fun, but they're new technology. Which means those older people have a lot of weird complaints about "privacy" and "noise" and other stuff older people really love. Which means the older people are really serious about keeping you and your drone out of all the coolest areas.

It goes without saying that not knowing the law could end up getting you in a pretty sticky situation with some campus cops working at the behest of the mean ol' Dean who hates your Drone Club and tries to get your campus funding revoked. Then you'll have to dress up your drones as incoming freshmen and fly them around the park during the rock concert that always marks the start of orientation. Of course you'll get caught out and have to run, ultimately finding a hiding space in the back of a van driven by a cool townie who teaches you the meaning of love over the course of two more acts. With, might we add, a brilliant synth-pop soundtrack.

So before you trap yourself in your own personal '80s movie, research the law in your area. Because the cool clever anti-hero who wins in the end only wins because THEY KNOW THE LAW BETTER THAN THE MEAN OLD DEAN. And if you aren't ready, you'll end up the preppy minor character who gets a comeuppance and ultimately gets buried in a huge pile of caramel popcorn. And caramel NEVER comes out of your eyebrows. NEVER.

  Yuneec Q500+ Typhoon Quadcopter Performance: Flight Time: Up to 25 minutes (depending on flying conditions) Maximum Flying Height: 400' / 121.9 m above ground level
*Note: Adjustable via the Q500 GUI Maximum Rotational Velocity: 65?/s Maximum Bank Angle: 35? Maximum Climb Rate: Smart and Angle Mode: 9.8 fps / 3 m/s Maximum Descent Rate: Smart and Angle Mode: 6.6 fps / 2 m/s Takeoff Weight: With Battery and CGO2-GB Camera: 3.7 lb / 1.7 kg Camera: Model: CGO2-GB+ Focus: Fixed Resolution:

Video: 1080p at 60, 50 or 48 fps
Photo: 16 MP

White Balance: Automatic Audio: Audio recording via integrated microphone (turn on/off with app) File Formats: Photo: JPEG Recording Media: microSDHC/XC Class 10: 4 to 128 GB Power Requirements: 7 to 14 VDC (powers from flight battery) Temperature: Storage Temperature: -4 to 140?F / -20 to 60?C
Operating Temperature: 32 to 122?F / 0 to 50?C Weight: 6.5 oz / 185 g Gimbal: Control Angle Accuracy: ?0.02? Steady Grip: Dimensions: 8.8 x 3 x 7.1" / 223 x 75 x 181 mm Weight: Without Camera / Gimbal: 13.9 oz / 395g Video Transmitter: Frequency: 5.8 GHz Range: Up to 984.3' / 300 m line-of-sight Transmit Power: 500 mA (average) to 600 mA (peak) at 12 V (7.2 W maximum) Flight Battery: Capacity: 5400 mAh Chemistry: Lithium-polymer Voltage: 3S (11.1 V) Charger: Model: SC 3500-3 Balancing Smart Charger Supported Chemistries: Lithium-polymer Charge Voltage: 12.6 VDC; 3.5 A / 45 W maximum Fuse: 7.5 A Power Requirements: 10.5 to 15 VDC; 5 A (100 to 240 VAC adapter included) Transmitter: Model: ST10+ Personal Ground Station Frequency: Control Channels: 2.4 GHz
Video Receiver: 5.8 GHz    Channels: 10 Flight Modes: Smart, Angle, Home Modes Operating System: Android Range: Control Signal: Up to 2624.7' / 400 m line-of-sight under optimal conditions Display: Size: 5.5"
Interface: Capacitive multi-touch OSD: Flight systems telemetry data can be viewed on-screen Feedback: Tactile (vibrating) and audible feedback Power Requirements: Built-in Battery: 3.6 V; 5400 mAh, 18.7, Wh Charger: 5 V USB charging (AC adapter included) General: Dimensions: Height: 9.4" / 240 mm
Width: 16.5" / 420 mm
Diagonal Length without Rotor Blades: 22.2" / 565 mm
Propeller/Main Rotor Diameter: 13" / 330 mm Weight: Without Battery and Payload: 2.5 lb / 1.1 kg


In the box:

Yuneec Q500+ Typhoon Quadcopter, Aluminum Case & Camera:

  • Yuneec Q500+ Typhoon Quadcopter RTF Airframe w/Installed CGO2+
  • Aluminum Case
  • ST10+ Transmitter and Personal Ground Station
  • ST10+ LCD Screen Sun Shade/Shield
  • ST10+ Neck Strap
  • AC to DC USB Adapter/Charger
  • USB to Micro USB Cable
  • USB Interface/Programmer
  • 5400mAh 3S 11.1V LiPo Battery
  • 3S 11.1V LiPo Balance Connector Charge Lead
  • DC 3S 11.1V LiPo Balancing Charger
  • AC to DC Adapter/Power Supply
  • 8GB microSD Card w/Adapter
  • Motor Holder/Prop Installation Tool
  • Propellers/Rotor Blades (2 sets)
  • Steady Grip

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iRobot Looj 330 Gutter Cleaning Robot

Woot Sales - 10 hours 40 min ago

Those leaves filling your gutters. Why would you want to get rid of those?! Do you even realize how many festive decoupage mason jars you could make with them? Or how about those foil covers on yogurt containers? If we lined up all the discarded lids, it would wrap around the world twice. How nice would that be? An adorable, handmade yogurt lid belt for the Earth! The point we're trying to make is, maybe don't be so quick to let robots like this one dispose of stuff you could actually use later.

Robot Dimensions: 15.63"L x 2.93"W x 1.99"H
Robot Weight: 2.77 lbs.

Product Manual

In the box:

  • iRobot Looj 330 Gutter Cleaning Robot with Detachable Handle/Remote Control, 4-Stage Auger And Scraper
  • 2600mAh Lithium Ion Battery
  • Extra Ejectors
  • Battery Charger
  • Belt Clip
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Galaxy by Harvic Men's Pique Polo Packs

Woot Sales - 10 hours 40 min ago

Polo shirts actually started as tennis shirts. It's true! Polo players then wore long-sleeved shirts with button down collars, which you might now wear to work! Why and how did all this happen? The answer is that fashion is just weird. Accept it. We're wearing these now.

Measurement in Inches.


In the box:

  • (5) Mens 5 Pack Pique Polo Shirts
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Breville (Your Choice)

Woot Sales - 10 hours 40 min ago

The bigger they are, the harder they blend. That's how the saying goes, right? Really all you've gotta do for big things is wait. After a certain point, everything* falls to the might of the blender. *legal note: "everything" is meant as a metaphor and is not a legally binding term for everything, don't throw a diamond in your blender and then try to sue.

Superblender Specifications Item model number: RM-BBL910XL Product dimensions: 9 ?" X 7 ?" x 18" Jug Capacity: Large 68 oz (2.0 L) shatterproof jug Voltage: 110-120 Volts Power: 1500 Watts Settings: 12 speeds Microwave Specifications Item model number: RM-BMO734XL Product dimensions: 20.5 x 18 x 12.5 inches, 35 lbs" Power: 1100 Watts Capacity: 1.2 cu. ft. (34 liters)   The Smart Grill Specifications Item model number: RM-BGR820XL Dimensions: 15" x 6.5" x 16", 6 lbs Plate Design:

Removable plates with fully imbedded cooking elements. Easy cleaning and optimal cooking performance.

Plate Configuration: Interchangeable cast aluminum non-stick plates Temperature Control: Digital temperature control Floating Hinge: Floating hinge to maintain even pressure on both thick or thin items Adjustable Height Control: 6 Adjustable height settings to avoid crushing food or to heat pizza or make open style melts. Cleaning: Dishwasher safe drip tray, removable dishwasher safe, non stick plates


Microwave Specifications Item model number: RM-BFP800XL Product dimensions: 10.2 x 8 x 17.8 inches, 26 lbs" Capacity: 16 Cup

In the Box:

  • (1) Breville RM-BBL910XL Boss Easy to Use Superblender, Silver


  • (1) Breville RM-BMO734XL QuickTouch Microwave, Silver


  • (1) Breville RM-BGR820XL The Smart Grill


  • (1) Breville RM-BFP800XL Breville Sous Chef Food Processor
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Origami Set of 2 Pop-It 4-Tier Shelves

Woot Sales - Tue, 06/27/2017 - 11:30

IRS: Hi, we're auditing you.
REGINALD: Step into my Origami Shelf house. So as you can see, I have lots of shelves.
IRS: We'll do the determining what you have.
IRS: You have lots of shelves.

In the box:

  • (2) Origami Pop-It 4-Tier Shelves
  • (4) Standard Casters (2 per unit)
  • (4) Locking Casters (2 per unit)
  • (4) Shelf Liners with Magnetic Strips (2 per unit)
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Home & Office : Star Wars AT-AT Highball Glass

ThinkGeek - Tue, 06/27/2017 - 09:20
Echo Station 3-T-8. We have spotted Imperial Walkers. This skinny tall glass, perfect for mixed drinks (but also lovely for orange juice), holds 8 ounces. Covered with a sprinkling of gold Imperial logos and Imperial Walkers around the base of the glass, this is a ThinkGeek exclusive. $7.99
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Accessories : Captain America Canvas Backpack

ThinkGeek - Tue, 06/27/2017 - 09:20
Cap's got your back. This Captain America Canvas Backpack is denim-colored with all sorts of great details. It looks like a rucksack you might get in the service, only upon closer inspection it celebrates Captain America and the Avengers. $69.99
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Collectibles : POP Lord of the Rings Vinyl Figures

ThinkGeek - Tue, 06/27/2017 - 09:20
Made of vinyl and mithril. Characters from The Lord of the Rings have been added to Funko's already-extensive POP! vinyl line. Choose Frodo, Gandalf, Nazgul, Samwise, or Saruman, or a big 6-inch Balrog. $9.99 - $14.99
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Clothing : Demogorgon Souvenir Jacket

ThinkGeek - Tue, 06/27/2017 - 09:20
The self-appointed Prince of Demons A throwback, way way back, to a time when being a part of the cool crowd at school meant you needed a sweet jacket to show which group you were rolling with, and you might have to do a little demon-worshiping after the sock hop. $39.99
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6-Piece 100% Turkish Cotton 700GSM Towel Set

Woot Sales - Tue, 06/27/2017 - 00:00
You can dry yourself off with denim or lettuce or silk or kittens and, if you have enough of them, you'll get dry. Sure you will. Dry will even just happen all by itself if you wait long enough. But dry isn't just a physical state. It's about comfort, calmness, safety and warmth. For that, you need cotton. And possibly a few extra towels to throw on the floor. You know, just to feel truly enveloped.

In the box:

(1) Pacific Coast Textiles 6-Piece 100% Turkish Cotton 700GSM Towel Set Includes:

  • (2) Bath Towels- 30" x 54
  • (2) Hand Towels- 16" x 28"
  • (2) Washcloths- 13" x 13"
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Lenovo 21.5" IPS Display w/ Webcam

Woot Sales - Tue, 06/27/2017 - 00:00

Rejected commercial for the Lenovo ThinkVision T2224z - 21.5" IPS LED Monitor:

WEATHERMAN: Tomorrow, 100% chance of a Lenovo ThinkVision Monitor. Back to you, Claire.

CLAIRE: Don, do you have anything to report, weather-wise?

WEATHERMAN: Nnnnnnope.

[Lenovo logo appears]

Specifications: Viewable Size: 21.5" Resolution: 1920x1080 Display Type: In-Plane Switching Panel (IPS), Anti-glare screen Color Support: 16.7 million colors Contrast Ratio: 1000:1 Static Response Time: 7ms Image Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Input Interface: (1) VGA, (1) HDMI, (1) DisplayPort, (2) USB 3.0 downstream, (1) USB 3.0 upstream Multimedia: (2) x 3 watts digital speakers, integrated camera (Full-HD) + digital dual microphone array, (1) Audio out Viewing Adjustments: Tilt: 30? back, -5? forward; lift: 4.3"; swivel: +/-45?; detachable stand; pivots 90 degrees from landscape to portrait Brightness: 250 cd/m2 Horizontal viewing angle: 178 degrees (at 10:1 contrast ratio) Max Operating Temperature: 40 deg.C Min Operating Temperature: 0 deg.C Power: AC 120/230 V; 50/60 Hz Power Adapter: Internal VESA Mount: 100 x 100 mm Dimensions: 9.55" x 20.19" x 14.08" inches (L x W x H) Model Number: 60CBMAR6US

In the box:

  • Lenovo T2224z ThinkVision 21.5" Full-HD IPS LED-backlit Monitor - Raven Black
  • Power Cable
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Woot Sales - Tue, 06/27/2017 - 00:00
There's nothing simpler than a bodysuit. It's just one piece with with some straps, maybe some hooks or buttons... Is that a zipper? Wait, which part goes up? Is this inside out? Oh wait, yes that's how it's supposed to go on. Now if I can just get this strap to tie over here... Ok, yep. Super simple bodysuit. Wait, is this backwards?s
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Woot Sales - Tue, 06/27/2017 - 00:00
They say that Millennials are wasting all their money on fancy smashed avocados on toast. But they don't know that we're actually wasting our money on cute avocado shirts to wear while we eat our fancy smashed avocados on toast. So grab an avocado shirt and join the Millennial crew! We promise not to tell anyone how old you really are!
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